COMMUNITY THOUGHT DUMPSTER

Your Bad Decisions Finally Have a Purpose

Every episode begins with two idiots trying to make sense of life. This is where the rest of you make things worse.

Answer the current question, confess something ridiculous, challenge our questionable wisdom or send us a story we absolutely should not repeat in public.

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION

What lesson did you learn approximately ten years too late?

Your answer can be thoughtful, funny, embarrassing, unexpectedly sincere or some deeply troubling combination of all four.

Selected responses may appear here or be discussed on a future episode.

Throw Something In

Name or Alias

Use your real name, a fake name or the name your family calls you when they are disappointed.

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Your Story, Question or Confession

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Send a Voice Memo or Video

Sometimes poor judgment deserves production value.

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• No, I still have people who respect me.

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Real thoughts from listeners who should probably know better.

NEED A PLACE TO START?

Tell us about:

• advice you ignored;
• an argument you regret winning;
• something adulthood failed to explain;
• a family tradition nobody actually enjoys;
• a friendship that changed you;
• an ordinary moment you still think about;
• a question you are afraid might have an obvious answer.

ONE IMPORTANT THING

We joke about ourselves and the strange experience of being alive. We do not publish cruelty, harassment, personal attacks or somebody else’s private story without permission.

Be honest. Be funny. Be human. Try not to get us sued.