Who the Hell Are These Guys?

Adjunct Professor of Regret, Emeritus (Self-Appointed)

Charlie began his academic journey at approximately age 12, when he mistakenly confused access to a microphone with expertise. After a long and occasionally impressive career in radio, (including a national show that briefly convinced corporate media execs he knew what he was doing) Charlie now applies his extensive background in talking confidently (while being wrong) to philosophy-adjacent conversations.

Charlie’s scholarly interests include:

• Romantic decisions that age poorly
• Overanalyzing past arguments he definitely lost
• Media industries collapsing right after he masters them

He holds no degrees in philosophy, psychology, or restraint, but brings decades of lived experience, unresolved opinions, and one marriage that ended over a decade ago and still somehow finds its way into unrelated discussions. Charlie currently teaches no classes, advises no students, and should not be cited anywhere, nor under any circumstances.